Cover Reveal! NOT-SO-LOCAL LEGENDS OF TRIUMPH & TERROR

The new Project REUTSway book cover is here! It’s really here! I am trés stoked about this anthology on a couple of levels, but man oh man, this book is gonna be wicked. I can’t wait to get my mitts on it!

Behold! The cover for REUTS Publications‘s latest anthology, NOT-SO-LOCAL LEGENDS OF TRIUMPH & TERROR:

So exciting! ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆

Check it out on Goodreads!

The second annual collection of short stories presented by REUTS Publications. Authors competed weekly with their unique twists on world myths. Congrats to this year’s winners:

  • Felicia Anderson
  • Shawn Thomas Anderson
  • CC Dowling
  • N.H. Fennecus
  • Drew Hayes
  • Michelle Hoehn
  • Scott Hughey
  • Shannara Johnson
  • Jennifer McCoy
  • Kathleen Palm
  • Alexandra Perchanidou
  • Debra Vega
  • Summer Wier
  • Melody Winter

Release Date: Fall 2015

**On a personal note, I’m honored to have a short story selected for this book. It’s beyond amazing to be featured with so many other fantastic writers. Congratulations, you guys!

This book is also extra special because my best friend since high school, Felicia, is also featured in it, and she’s the one who let me know about the Project REUTSway competition two years ago. It’s all your fault, Felicia. I heart you forever.**

Blog Tour: UNDEATH AND TAXES by Drew Hayes

Fred Tour

So about one year and one week ago, I published my (first ever!) book review for Drew Hayes’s THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT (aka FRED). I absolutely adored it and ever so much wanted a sequel, and thank goodness Hayes did too, because this summer he gave unto the world UNDEATH AND TAXES.

And there was much rejoicing!

After the events of FRED, our favorite Undead American returns triumphant after conquering in all his quiet nerdy might the Certified Public Parahuman Accountant exams. And while one may assume this would condemn him (or bless him, from Fred’s perspective) to a nightlife behind a desk crunching numbers, it actually gets him into more trouble than even he could possibly expect.

Right out of the gate, he gets caught up trying to stop the kidnapping of his first client’s daughter, then later on while trying to make a deal with another client, gets trapped in a living, breathing haunted house with many living, breathing humans, one of whom is intent on bulldozing said living, breathing house.

Fun, right?

You know it!

I called the first FRED book a nerd lark. I expected the same of UNDEATH AND TAXES and it did not disappoint. We get to see the same cast from the previous book:

  • Krystal–Fred’s girlfriend, devil host, and resident ass-kicker
  • Albert–zombie, accounting assistant, and unlikely hero
  • Bubba–werepony extraordinaire and just a sweetheart of a trucker
  • Gideon–my absolute favorite character and holy crap, read “An Accountant in the Warehouse” and TRULY KNOW FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF HIM SUPER PISSED AND IN A TUX

(I know I’m leaving some people out, but you should totes get a copy and read about them for yourself.)

What stood out for me was that UNDEATH AND TAXES really could’ve just been FRED PART II and it really wasn’t. Fred and the gang get to grow and get more accustomed to parahuman society. We see how Fred’s not a hero in the sense that he’ll charge off into battle and flex his vampire strength around, but in the sense that he knows what the right thing to do is, even if it’s also a really, bloody stupid thing to do. We get to see the real heart of Albert, chosen for a destiny that he’ll perform on his own terms (his own sweet, peaceful terms or you can just eff off) with his bestie in tow. Even the new characters we’re introduced to open up a broader world to the cast, and their reactions and choices truly show how far they’ve come along, individually and together as friends.

**WARNING: FANGIRL THEORY APPROACHETH**

**I will also take this time to voice my suspicions that the FRED universe and the NPC universe (also written by Hayes) coexist within the same realm. If this is the case, Hayes – you’re a magnificent bastard. Keep it up. If you aren’t sure what I’m talking about, you best read yourself some NPCs and UNDEATH AND TAXES right now. I’ll be here.**

I’m looking forward to the next sequel – I hope you all will too.

#gideonrules


About UNDEATH AND TAXES

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ It's so wonderful!!

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ It’s so wonderful!!

After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected–he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs.

Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon’s interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.

Buy Undeath & Taxes Today!

About Drew Hayes

Drew Hayes, author

Drew Hayes – probably not a vampire accountant

Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.

Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.

See Drew talk about himself in first person on his website and twitter.

Cover Reveal! DIVERGING CADENCE by Katie Hamstead

Happy August, you glorious peoples! I have glad tidings: Diverging Cadence by Katie Hamstead is getting ready for publication! And you know what that means – time for a cover reveal!

Remember in April when the cover for Deceptive Cadence came out? Remember how *excited* I was then?

I’m JUST as excited now, because the magical being who creates the covers for REUTS Publications has done it again. Just . . . wow. So much wow.

ALL MY WOW.

I’m all rambly now. You just need to see it to believe it. Check it!

SO LOVELY ヽ(;▽;)ノ

*SO LOVELY* ヽ(;▽;)ノ

About Diverging Cadence:

When Cadence Anderson woke to find her husband and infant daughter had been killed, she thought her life was over. Instead, she was offered a second chance and sent back in time to do it all again.

She’s made the most of this opportunity, repairing her relationship with the best friend she lost the first time, avoiding the romantic mistakes she made originally, and even bringing her family closer together. But she’s also done something she wasn’t planning on — she’s fallen in love with someone other than her future husband.

Stepping onto a plane and flying across country to attend university is the hardest decision she’s had to make. But unless she follows through with it, her future with Austin might never happen. And what becomes of her beautiful baby if she stays with James, the man she was never supposed to love?

The only thing she knows for certain is that she has to see Austin again, and she’s intent on reliving that part of her previous life exactly like she did the first time. Even if that means she has to lie to James to do it. Because, deep down, she can’t quite bring herself to let him go.

Now, past and future are about to collide, and Cadence has to make her final choice — follow the uncertain path of a life with James, or the one she came back to save . . . with Austin.

In this emotional conclusion to the story that began in Deceptive Cadence, relationships will be tested, identities revealed, and the past will overshadow the future, putting the finishing touches on an unforgettable tale of courage, sacrifice, and, above all, love.

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About Katie Hamstead:

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Born and raised in Australia, Katie’s early years of day dreaming in the “bush”, and having her father tell her wild bedtime stories, inspired her passion for writing.

After graduating High School, she became a foreign exchange student where she met a young man who several years later she married. Now she lives in Arizona with her husband, daughter and their dogs.

She has a diploma in travel and tourism which helps inspire her writing. Katie loves to out sing her friends and family, play sports and be a good wife and mother. She now works as an Acquisitions Editor to help support her family. She loves to write, and takes the few spare moments in her day to work on her novels.

Find Katie Hamstead on twitter, facebook, and her website.