Cover Reveal! THE MISADVENTURES OF A LIFE LESS LIVED by Clayton Gerrard

Greetings and salutations, all you happy people! Today I have yet another fabulous cover reveal from REUTS Publications. I had the great joy of line editing this puppy, and let me tell you – September 12 can’t come soon enough: I have a MIGHTY NEED to add this book to my bookshelf.

Ladies and gents, I present to you the debut novel from the one and most excellent Clayton Gerrard: The Misadventures of a Life Less Lived!

The Misadventures of a Life Less Lived cover

Let’s go on a misadventure! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

Get a head start on reading it! Pre-order Misadventures off the REUTS website and get it a weekend before everyone else! In the meantime, check out the blurby blurb below:

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College junior Doug has built his entire collegiate experience around having a cool life, a status he maintains by keeping his bookish tendencies and crush on “nerdy” Eliza a secret from his popular fraternity and cheerleader girlfriend. But when he wakes one morning to discover that the life he’d kept in the fraternity fridge (because where else would one store a chill life?) has spoiled, panic ensues. As a high-ranking member of a popular fraternity, having no life is social suicide. He’ll be ostracized, forgotten, and maybe even kicked out of the frat.

Desperate to remedy his lifeless status before anyone notices, Doug embarks upon a mission to replace his ruined life with a similar one. But finding a new life isn’t quite as simple as going to the store. And Doug quickly discovers that if he wants another life, he’s going to have to earn one by running a gauntlet of humbling, and often humiliating, life lessons. Though resistant, he may yet learn that his deceptions have never served him and have only helped enforce the biggest lie of all—the one he’s told himself.

A snarky, often ridiculous satirical examination of what makes a fulfilled life, The Misadventures of a Life Less Lived is a quirky, thought-provoking debut full of clever metaphors and literary allusions.

Cover Reveal! The Fangs of Freelance (Fred, the Vampire Accountant 4) by Drew Hayes

Glad tidings to thee! I have a fantabulous cover reveal for today, the next book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series by Drew Hayes.

Behold! The Fangs of Freelance! Additional booky goodness below:

Title: The Fangs of Freelance (Fred, the Vampire Accountant 4)

Author: Drew Hayes

Release Date: July 25, 2017

Pre-order off the REUTS website and get it a weekend before everyone else!

Back Cover Copy:

When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought.

As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations. From inventorying ghostly castles, to exploring unsettling amusement parks, to negotiating with dangerous mages, it seems there is no end to the uses for an accountant of Fred’s specialty. But dangerous as the new jobs are, the greatest threat may come from the past. An old enemy is making waves once more, an enemy who would go to great lengths to destroy Fred and everyone he loves. And this time, they’ve brought backup.

The fourth book in the hilarious series following Fred, the vampire accountant, and the misadventures he finds himself in.

Read the other books in this series:

#1: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, The Vampire Accountant

#2: Undeath & Taxes

#3: Bloody Acquisitions

REUTS Pub Giveaway!

Don’t you want some of this shininess? Sink your teeth into this giveaway from REUTS! Enter to win a brand new Kindle fully-loaded with the entire REUTS collection (including The Fangs of Freelance!)

COVER REVEAL! INIQUITY BY MELODY WINTER

I’ve been stalking this book release for the better part of a year, and I’m pleased to report that I have such pretty cover goodness to share with thee! The wonderful Melody Winter (author of The Mine Series, REUTS Publications) has a dark romantic fantasy in the works – INIQUITY (The Ascent, Book One). It’s set to be published October 25th, 2016, and I can’t wait for you all to see it!

But for now, you’ll just have to content yourself with this beautiful, stunning (holy smokes, is it stunning!) cover reveal.

Behold it!

It's SO GORGEOUS! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

It’s SO GORGEOUS! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

Isn’t it lovely? Check out the book blurb and pre-order info below! It’ll make a great addition to your Halloween TBR lists!

Book Blurb:

Athena Harrow is about to turn twenty-one, but there will be no celebration. What is there to celebrate when the world is ruled by demons?

She hates the darkness the demons brought with them and longs for the light to return to the world—a world she only vaguely remembers. The people in her forest village blindly accept the life the demons forced upon them, even tolerating the yearly ascension ceremony where all the girls who have turned twenty-one are either sent away to serve the Master Demon or left in the village and forced to procreate.

But Paymon, the assigned village demon, selects a different role for Athena, a role that pits her against the village. While she adapts to her new life, Erebus, a younger, more powerful demon, arrives, and Athena must play a dangerous game with his emotions in return for information about the demon’s reign of darkness.

As Athena’s dreams of restoring the light begin to fade, her life with Erebus takes an unexpected turn, and this time it’s her life being put to the test.

Set in the forest around Buttercrambe in North Yorkshire, England, INIQUITY explores the frightening, darker side of romance and the uncontrolled emotions it can unleash.

Iniquity Pre-Order Links:

Amazon.com: Link to Iniquity on amazon US

Amazon.co.uk: Link to Iniquity on amazon UK

About the Author:

Melody Winter

Melody Winter

Growing up, Melody showed a natural ability in art, a head for maths, and a tendency to write too long English essays. Difficult to place in the world when she graduated, she pursued a career in teaching, but ended up working in finance. Melody is convinced the methodical times she spends working with numbers fuel her desire to drift into dream worlds and write about the illusory characters in her head.

Melody Winter lives in York, North Yorkshire, England, with her husband and two sons. When not dealing with football, rugby, and a whole plethora of ‘boy’ activities, she will be found scribbling notes for her stories, or preparing for another trip to the nearby beaches at Scarborough and Whitby. With an obsession for anything mythical, Melody revels in reading and writing about such creatures, and creating her own.

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COVER REVEAL! BLOODY ACQUISITIONS BY DREW HAYES

So, blog upkeep is clearly not my forté, but after a 7-month absence, I am pleased to announce my candidacy for president!

. . .

Oh, heavens, my bad. I didn’t mean that at all. I meant to say I have a REUTS cover reveal. And it’s the latest in the Fred the Vampire Accountant series: Bloody Acquisitions.

Bloody Acquisitions, by Drew Hayes - Yeah! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Bloody Acquisitions, by Drew Hayes – Yeah! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

So what can we expect from Fred this time around?

With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred’s undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he’s no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren’t well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

Now, Fred must cope with the growing presence—and threat—of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business’s demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world’s least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred’s wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home, or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.

Available for pre-order now!

Author Bio:

Drew Hayes, author

Drew Hayes – probably not a vampire accountant

Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.

Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.

Check out his website for some more humorous reads or follow on him Twitter.

COVER REVEAL! Sachael Desires by Melody Winter

‘Tis the season for booky goodness and I have a treat for thee! In March 2015, REUTS Publications and author Melody Winter brought us Sachael Dreams – an introduction to the world of Estelle Bailey and those seductive, sea-dwelling sachaels. Now they’re back with the second book in the Mine Series: Sachael Desires.

And is the custom of all REUTS books, it has a gorgeous cover, which you must see! Don’t forget to look for Sachael Desires coming soon in the next few weeks!

Sequel cover, yay!! °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ °

 All my yay!! °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ °

About Sachael Desires:

During her ordeal with the Sect, Estelle Bailey dreamt of escaping back into the arms of the sea—and Azariah. But freedom came at a price, and though she’s back with the Sachael who’s stolen her heart, she’s also land-bound until the next full moon. And with the threat of Orontes looming ever larger behind them, Azariah, Estelle, and Michael—her once-captor turned rescuer and friend—are on the run.

Following Michael’s lead, they seek sanctuary amidst the natural beauty of the Orkney and Shetland Islands until Estelle can complete her next submergence ritual and Azariah can whisk her away to the safety of Saicean. 
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Secrets, betrayals, and old enemies await them, though, and as events spiral out of control, Azariah makes a decision that puts all their lives at risk, forcing Estelle to face a journey she never wanted to take. With time running out and tempers running high, her only hope to save the man she loves lies in a reconciliation between two kingdoms who despise each other.

Book Two in the Mine Series, Sachael Desires further expands on the intricate underwater world of the Sachaels, and the hostility and isolation of not belonging.​

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About Melody Winter:

Melody Winter

Growing up, Melody Winter showed a natural ability in art, a head for maths, and a tendency to write far too long English essays. Difficult to place in the world when she graduated, she pursued a career in teaching, but eventually ended up working in Finance. Melody is convinced the methodical time she spends working with numbers fuels her desire to drift into dream worlds and write about the illusory characters in her head.

Melody Winter lives in North Yorkshire, England, with her husband and two sons. When not dealing with football, rugby, and a whole plethora of ‘boy’ activities, she will be found scribbling notes for her stories, or preparing for another trip to the beach. With an obsession for anything mythical, Melody revels in reading and writing about such creatures. In fact, if she wasn’t such a terrible swimmer, she’d say she was a mermaid.

Sachael Desires is her second book in the New Adult Romantic Fantasy series – the ‘Mine Series’.

Learn more about Melody Winter on her website, twitter or facebook.

Cover Reveal! NOT-SO-LOCAL LEGENDS OF TRIUMPH & TERROR

The new Project REUTSway book cover is here! It’s really here! I am trés stoked about this anthology on a couple of levels, but man oh man, this book is gonna be wicked. I can’t wait to get my mitts on it!

Behold! The cover for REUTS Publications‘s latest anthology, NOT-SO-LOCAL LEGENDS OF TRIUMPH & TERROR:

So exciting! ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆

Check it out on Goodreads!

The second annual collection of short stories presented by REUTS Publications. Authors competed weekly with their unique twists on world myths. Congrats to this year’s winners:

  • Felicia Anderson
  • Shawn Thomas Anderson
  • CC Dowling
  • N.H. Fennecus
  • Drew Hayes
  • Michelle Hoehn
  • Scott Hughey
  • Shannara Johnson
  • Jennifer McCoy
  • Kathleen Palm
  • Alexandra Perchanidou
  • Debra Vega
  • Summer Wier
  • Melody Winter

Release Date: Fall 2015

**On a personal note, I’m honored to have a short story selected for this book. It’s beyond amazing to be featured with so many other fantastic writers. Congratulations, you guys!

This book is also extra special because my best friend since high school, Felicia, is also featured in it, and she’s the one who let me know about the Project REUTSway competition two years ago. It’s all your fault, Felicia. I heart you forever.**

Cover Reveal! DIVERGING CADENCE by Katie Hamstead

Happy August, you glorious peoples! I have glad tidings: Diverging Cadence by Katie Hamstead is getting ready for publication! And you know what that means – time for a cover reveal!

Remember in April when the cover for Deceptive Cadence came out? Remember how *excited* I was then?

I’m JUST as excited now, because the magical being who creates the covers for REUTS Publications has done it again. Just . . . wow. So much wow.

ALL MY WOW.

I’m all rambly now. You just need to see it to believe it. Check it!

SO LOVELY ヽ(;▽;)ノ

*SO LOVELY* ヽ(;▽;)ノ

About Diverging Cadence:

When Cadence Anderson woke to find her husband and infant daughter had been killed, she thought her life was over. Instead, she was offered a second chance and sent back in time to do it all again.

She’s made the most of this opportunity, repairing her relationship with the best friend she lost the first time, avoiding the romantic mistakes she made originally, and even bringing her family closer together. But she’s also done something she wasn’t planning on — she’s fallen in love with someone other than her future husband.

Stepping onto a plane and flying across country to attend university is the hardest decision she’s had to make. But unless she follows through with it, her future with Austin might never happen. And what becomes of her beautiful baby if she stays with James, the man she was never supposed to love?

The only thing she knows for certain is that she has to see Austin again, and she’s intent on reliving that part of her previous life exactly like she did the first time. Even if that means she has to lie to James to do it. Because, deep down, she can’t quite bring herself to let him go.

Now, past and future are about to collide, and Cadence has to make her final choice — follow the uncertain path of a life with James, or the one she came back to save . . . with Austin.

In this emotional conclusion to the story that began in Deceptive Cadence, relationships will be tested, identities revealed, and the past will overshadow the future, putting the finishing touches on an unforgettable tale of courage, sacrifice, and, above all, love.

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About Katie Hamstead:

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Born and raised in Australia, Katie’s early years of day dreaming in the “bush”, and having her father tell her wild bedtime stories, inspired her passion for writing.

After graduating High School, she became a foreign exchange student where she met a young man who several years later she married. Now she lives in Arizona with her husband, daughter and their dogs.

She has a diploma in travel and tourism which helps inspire her writing. Katie loves to out sing her friends and family, play sports and be a good wife and mother. She now works as an Acquisitions Editor to help support her family. She loves to write, and takes the few spare moments in her day to work on her novels.

Find Katie Hamstead on twitter, facebook, and her website.

Cover Reveal! LINK by Summer Wier

Dudes – yesterday afternoon, the prettiest of all pretties landed in my mailbox and ho-lee moley! You need–nay, MUST–behold its awesomeness. Check out the cover for the ever wonderful Summer Wier’s YA novel, LINK.

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So epic! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ So GORGEOUS!

About Link:

For seventeen-year-old Kira, there’s no better way to celebrate a birthday than being surrounded by friends and huddled beside a campfire deep in the woods. And with a birthday in the peak of summer, that includes late night swims under the stars.

Or at least, it used to.

Kira’s relaxing contemplation of the universe is interrupted when a piece of it falls, colliding with her and starting a chain of events that could unexpectedly lead to the one thing in her life that’s missing—her father.

Tossed into a pieced-together world of carnivals and gypsies, an old-fashioned farmhouse, and the alluring presence of a boy from another planet, Kira discovers she’s been transported to the center of a black hole, and there’s more to the story than science can explain. She’s now linked by starlight to the world inside the darkness. And her star is dying.

If she doesn’t return home before the star’s light disappears and her link breaks, she’ll be trapped forever. But she’s not the only one ensnared, and with time running out, she’ll have to find a way to save a part of her past and a part of her future, or risk losing everything she loves.

Dreamy, fluid, and beautiful, LINK pairs the mystery of science fiction with the minor-key melody of a dark fantasy, creating a tale that is as human as it is out of this world.

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(And it’s a SERIES! More pretties to come!)

While I sit here salivating over all the glorious books I’ll get to read, why don’t you all meet Summer?

About the Author

Summer Wier Author Photo

Summer Wier grew up spending Saturdays with a maxed out library card and her nose in a book. But as much as she loved reading, and even writing, both took the back seat when it came to career choices. With her sights set on law school, corporate greatness, and even a hankering to become the first female president, she set off to conquer the world. As life would have it, though, she didn’t attend law school, nor did she become president (although, one day, your vote may be appreciated), finding her strengths, instead, in accounting and business management. After finishing her MBA, she revived her love for reading and began writing with dreams of finishing a book of her own. When Summer isn’t working, reading, or writing, she’s trying to keep up with two energetic girls and her husband, and dreaming of the mountains of Montana.

LINK is her debut young adult sci-fi novel, the first in THE SHADOW OF LIGHT trilogy.

Find more of author Summer Wier on her website, Twitter, Facebook, or goodreads.

Cover Reveal! UNDEATH AND TAXES by Drew Hayes

Oh my God…you guys…you guys…you GUYS! Drew Hayes, that mad sonufabee, is at it again–Fred is back! You know how excited* I am about this? I adored reading The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant last year, so I’m thrilled to bring you the cover of its sequel: UNDEATH AND TAXES!

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ It's so wonderful!!

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ It’s so wonderful!!

I haven’t been this stoked about taxes since I submitted mine electronically this year. I can’t wait until the book comes out!** Check out the blurbage!

Blurb:

After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected–he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs.

Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon’s interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.

Add Undeath and Taxes on Goodreads.

And here’s some more on Drew:

Author Bio:

Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.

Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.

See Drew talk about himself in first person on his website and twitter.


*Super excited, yo.
**Now I’m just footnoting for the heck of it. But seriously, I can’t wait for Undeath and Taxes.

Cover Reveal! DECEPTIVE CADENCE by Katie Hamstead

Hey howdy hey! It’s cover reveal time, people! Today I’m featuring Deceptive Cadence by Katie Hamstead, and let me tell you – this upcoming book from REUTS Publications is going to

BLOW

YOUR

MINDS.

I’m assisting with the line edits and had the great opportunity to read Deceptive Cadence and its sequel. I spent an entire weekend reading them because I couldn’t put them down. The story is absolutely beautiful.

But that’s not why you’re here! You want to see the cover! (And you HAVE to see this cover. HAVE TO.)

Cover of Deceptive Cadence

(〜^∇^)〜 *SO AMAZING*

About Deceptive Cadence:

Cadence Anderson has the perfect definition of happily ever after . . .

Until she doesn’t. A freak earthquake shatters her life as surely as her home, taking away everything she holds dear. She wakes in a hospital to find that her beloved husband and infant daughter have been killed, crushed by the earthquake’s wrath. Disoriented, injured, and alone, Cadence refuses to accept the loss. So when a man claiming to be her guardian angel appears and offers her a chance to go back in time to save her family, she doesn’t need to give it a second thought. She accepts.

Thrust back eleven years, she now faces the ordeal of high school all over again. But this time, she’s armed with all the knowledge of her adult life and the determined to do everything better, from preventing the loss of her best friend to avoiding her original, drama-inducing boyfriends. She’s focused solely on Austin, her future husband, and is content to bide her time until she meets him again.

But then James Gordon crosses her path. Cadence wants to remain single, but James has his sights set. He is determined to win her over, and he’s very hard to resist. As Cadence starts to develop unwanted feelings for him, she realizes he threatens to disrupt everything, changing the future and distracting her from her original goal. Now, Cadence must choose: deny the unpredictable and exciting path James offers her, or stay true to the life she had and is trying desperately to resurrect. Second chances are more complicated than they seem.

Deceptive Cadence combines the soaring emotion of a heartfelt romance with the innovative storytelling of magical realism, crafting a uniquely moving, intricate tale about love and loss that asks: what would you do if given the chance to right all your wrongs?

Add Deceptive Cadence to goodreads.

About Katie Hamstead:

Born and raised in Australia, Katie’s early years of day dreaming in the “bush”, and having her father tell her wild bedtime stories, inspired her passion for writing.

After graduating High School, she became a foreign exchange student where she met a young man who several years later she married. Now she lives in Arizona with her husband, daughter and their dogs.

She has a diploma in travel and tourism which helps inspire her writing. Katie loves to out sing her friends and family, play sports and be a good wife and mother. She now works as an Acquisitions Editor to help support her family. She loves to write, and takes the few spare moments in her day to work on her novels.